Apparently, I work with lazy bitches here.

You know, I started this blog with two friends.  The three of us got all sorts of excited and wrote bios and uploaded photos of ourselves and each wrote an initial post.

Then the other two abandoned me, apparently.

Girls, if this were the real world, I would have fired you by now.  Unfortunately, you’re both funnier than I am and I think this blog would benefit from you.  I also didn’t want to have to feel pressured to post.  Unfortunately, neither of you seems to feel pressured at all.

Whatever.  Until they speak up, the (currently two) readers will have to deal with me.  That’s ok though because I’m pretty sure they love me.

And why do they love me?  Um…. How about we just agree not to ask the hard questions.

(I will post something real in a few minutes.)