I was about to write a post but I realized I need to go fire the girl who cleans my house instead.
You would fire her too. I asked her once why she wasn’t mopping my bathroom floors and her response was “they didn’t look dirty.”
Apparently, it doesn’t matter that I’m paying her to do it.
This last time she “cleaned”? She neglected to dust, to even sweep the bathroom floors, to de-hair the furniture, to tell me she’d used the last of the cat pee pads for the litter system, and she failed to take the garbage out of two of the bedrooms.